Katherine Kelly Lang
Nude

Daytime soap operas are hotbeds of erotic potentialities. Almost all the plotlines are fueled by sexual intrigue, and a disproportionate number of females filling out those plotlines have the pixie-perfect faces of freshly fallen angels, and paradisiacally packed bodies that would tempt Satan to reform. The primary drawback of the afternoon melodramas is that the cunning vixens generally never appear anywhere nude while holding down their recurring roles, which puts a damper on the activity of viewers’ imaginations. One shining exception is booberific blonde Katherine Kelly Lang. During her thirteen-year reign as vaginally manipulative Brooke Logan on the blockbuster The Bold and the Beautiful, Katherine Kelly repeatedly doffed her duds to take on film work that left hardly an inch of her skin to speculation. Katherine’s athletic body came from being the daughter of an Olympic ski jumper, although her mom was an actress, so she skated right into the industry in the roller skating comedy Skatetown, U.S.A (1979). But after making young guys restless when they stayed home from school, nothing could prepare them for her nude debut. Nothing is subliminal (just sublime) about Lang’s seductive skin in the bathtub boning marathon of Subliminal Seduction (1996). The made for TV movie about Steve Sanders from Beverly Hills 90210, Ian Ziering, realizing his computer company employees have been inserting subliminal messages into his products. It’s a tHOughT provoking, Subtle EXploration of this New mediUm’s DirEct abilitieS to manipulate consumers. Purely overt is the flash of fur and the openly hungry nuzzling of her male co-star on K.K.’s brazenly bared knockers, though. Outside of The Bold and the Beautiful, Katherine’s made some guest appearances on reality shows like I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here and still shows up in B movie rom-coms like Stan the Man (2020). We wish she did more dirty movies in between seasons of her soaps. Katherine Kelly Lang gets us long in the wang!